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Happy Birthday!!-- Best, Eddie
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU EVIL FUCK! ENJOY IT! EAT A PIE! SEE IF I CARE!
Happy birthday, Freeman. I won't touch ya, but I betcha Comtois will. He likes touching everybody.
I'll touch you for twenty bucks.
Like a savings bond from Grandma, you just sit tight and become more valuable at a modest but unwavering percentage rate. You are a good man. Happy Birthday!
Does a kick in the nads count?felicidades, freeman.
Bruno:I think it goes without saying that it doesn't. The pain would be unbearable.Thanks for your birthday cheer!
If it makes you feel any better, remember that- on the Internets- you can always claim to have just turned 18.
oh, and btw, twenty for Johnston is ridiculous. Everyone knows he goes for ten (and you can jew him down from that if it's late and he's lonely...)
Oh. Alright. Ten. Hell, it's Christmas.
Happy Birthday!!
ReplyDelete-- Best, Eddie
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU EVIL FUCK! ENJOY IT! EAT A PIE! SEE IF I CARE!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Freeman. I won't touch ya, but I betcha Comtois will. He likes touching everybody.
ReplyDeleteI'll touch you for twenty bucks.
ReplyDeleteLike a savings bond from Grandma, you just sit tight and become more valuable at a modest but unwavering percentage rate.
ReplyDeleteYou are a good man. Happy Birthday!
Does a kick in the nads count?
ReplyDeletefelicidades, freeman.
Bruno:
ReplyDeleteI think it goes without saying that it doesn't. The pain would be unbearable.
Thanks for your birthday cheer!
If it makes you feel any better, remember that- on the Internets- you can always claim to have just turned 18.
ReplyDeleteoh, and btw, twenty for Johnston is ridiculous. Everyone knows he goes for ten (and you can jew him down from that if it's late and he's lonely...)
ReplyDeleteOh. Alright. Ten. Hell, it's Christmas.
ReplyDelete