Dear Mr. David H. Koch:
Thank you for giving $100 million to The New York State Theater.
Blue Coyote Theater Group would gladly accept a mere $100,000.00.
We'll even make it easy. You can donate here.
Then, we'll send you a T-Shirt for Free!
Thank you in advance. We're huge fans!
And instead of "Standards of Decency," or "Happy Endings," our next theme night of one-acts could be "David Koch is Really Cool and Thanks for the Check," and we'll all write plays on that theme.
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