For all you fans of Zork, and the Infocom classics, herein lies a great tribute from the ubiquitous Homestarrunner.
I have gotten as far as getting killed by a Troll so far. (Do not type "Kill Troll." It doesn't work.)
Croggon, this is made for people like you.
Hey Matt, that's all I need, more ways to fritter away my time...but er I confess, it looks cool...
ReplyDeleteUh oh. I got out of the evil dungeon but then Explorer crashed while I was wondering whether to go north, south, east or west. Maybe it's just as well.
ReplyDeleteAaargh. I don't know what to do with the fake ketchup and the program keeps insulting me. (Hint: don't eat it, it works as well as killing the troll). Matt, you've done in my day, and now I go sleepeth in a big sulk. I guess I wasn't going to get anything done anyway...
ReplyDeleteI thought you might find this amusing... being a playwright and all. http://www.angryalien.com/
ReplyDeleteIt's amusing to say the least.