Personalized propaganda.
That explains why you're dressed up as Princess Leia...
Would that be no-bra-New-Hope Leia, or fetish-garb-Jabba's-palace Leia? I also hear that you quote massive chunks of dialogue from Eps. 1-3 which, I gotta tell you, terrifies me
I wear Queen Amidala's costume from Episode I.I can quote you the entire prequel trilogy verbatim including sound effects and music. Ask me anything, my friends, and I will give you the answer in minute detail. Prequels are my speciality.
Matthew Freeman, I want to both kill and marry you...
Just because I made you feel like a pedophile while watching The Professional?Or because of my flat delivery of even the most important lines?Wait. I'm not Natalie Portman. Not really. I didn't go to Harvard.
That explains why you're dressed up as Princess Leia...
ReplyDeleteWould that be no-bra-New-Hope Leia, or fetish-garb-Jabba's-palace Leia?
ReplyDeleteI also hear that you quote massive chunks of dialogue from Eps. 1-3 which, I gotta tell you, terrifies me
I wear Queen Amidala's costume from Episode I.
ReplyDeleteI can quote you the entire prequel trilogy verbatim including sound effects and music. Ask me anything, my friends, and I will give you the answer in minute detail. Prequels are my speciality.
Matthew Freeman, I want to both kill and marry you...
ReplyDeleteJust because I made you feel like a pedophile while watching The Professional?
ReplyDeleteOr because of my flat delivery of even the most important lines?
Wait. I'm not Natalie Portman. Not really. I didn't go to Harvard.