From "The White Swallow"

By way of a preview of what you'll get when you see "The White Swallow" as a part of Happy Endings...here is a line from the play:

"She’s a vegansexual. She won’t sleep with me because I eat animals and wash with things that are most certainly tested on the eyes of rabbits. I don’t blame her. How could I? I’m revolting!"

I bring good things into your lives.

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