(Here goes nothing...)
Guess what? The weather is miserable in NYC. Going out sounds like hell!
So why not go to Hell in Style? With Hookers and Go-Go Dancers?
Come see Happy Endings tonight! I will, personally, be there. You know why? Because I might see YOU there! Will I? Will I see you there? Despite the weather?
I know that I will!
(Freeman, Freeman...you're so desperate. Shutupshutupshutup!)
PLEASE COME!
(I am humiliated by my own begging!)
For God's Sake...what do you want? Money?! Buy a ticket NOW! It's a great show!
I'm not going. What are you crazy?
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