Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Obama can use a teleprompter

Dear GOP -

Barack Obama uses a teleprompter. This technology has existed in some form for over 50 years. To use a teleprompter, one must be able read. Much like reading a speech from pieces of paper, only better.

Many people no longer use electric typewriters.

The mail is now delivered without the use of horses.

Also, you have no platform.

Your affectionate uncle,

Screwtape

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