Lately, I can't wait to open my Gmail's spam bucket and find a wealth of bizarre phrases as impossible subject headings. Anything that isn't direct advertising for sexual performance enhancement is often entirely in the spirit of Dada.
Anyone else notice this? Any phrases that sing to you?
About Me
- Freeman
- Matthew Freeman is a Brooklyn based playwright with a BFA from Emerson College. His plays include THE DEATH OF KING ARTHUR, REASONS FOR MOVING, THE GREAT ESCAPE, THE AMERICANS, THE WHITE SWALLOW, AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR, THE MOST WONDERFUL LOVE, WHEN IS A CLOCK, GLEE CLUB, THAT OLD SOFT SHOE and BRANDYWINE DISTILLERY FIRE. He served as Assistant Producer and Senior Writer for the live webcast from Times Square on New Year's Eve 2010-2012. As a freelance writer, he has contributed to Gamespy, Premiere, Complex Magazine, Maxim Online, and MTV Magazine. His plays have been published by Playscripts, Inc., New York Theatre Experience, and Samuel French.
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Actually, my favorite little bit of subject line Dada spam also dealt with sexual performance enhancement, AND theatre (I'm guessing.) AND it would make a great play title:
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I'm going to use it all in a play somehow.
This was too great not to share...
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the funny thing is - I always thought it was "Phineas Bogg".. that was such a great show - of course I was about 4 at the time... "Green light kid, we did it!"
-"Diva underproduces unsightly cantankerousness"
Im happy you noticed this phenomena too.
Here is a good one:
So sudden and remove violent courageous trousers
I also see that you have begun bragging about your trivial pursuit conquests..
This is a bit late in the game, but I giggled at this one I got recently:
"Weren't those doctors enjoying laughing fast?"
New Favorite:
Refine jealousy skills rushed among, snags taco?
I feel that "snags taco?" is one of the universal questions we should ask of any play.
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