Scott McClellan, the increasingly ubiquitous and pathetic White House Spokesman, stepped down today.
He was a little lying figurehead for a the most tremendously wide and shamelessly lying mouth in the history of the United States.
His job was to keep the Free Press from knowing things, and obeying the orders of his evil leaders, who would feed him lines through a wire that went up, I'm sure, his anus. He has the impossible role of defending the indefensible, like a Defense Lawyer at the Nuremberg Trials.
So, Scott, we wish you the worst. I hope your actions haunt you, and you fail to sleep at night, and that someday, you wake up sweating with your heart pounding, after a dream that includes you personally blindfolding and ball gagging members of the press corps.
- Matthew Freeman is a Brooklyn based playwright with a BFA from Emerson College. His plays include THE DEATH OF KING ARTHUR, REASONS FOR MOVING, THE GREAT ESCAPE, THE AMERICANS, THE WHITE SWALLOW, AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR, THE MOST WONDERFUL LOVE, WHEN IS A CLOCK, GLEE CLUB, THAT OLD SOFT SHOE and BRANDYWINE DISTILLERY FIRE. He served as Assistant Producer and Senior Writer for the live webcast from Times Square on New Year's Eve 2010-2012. As a freelance writer, he has contributed to Gamespy, Premiere, Complex Magazine, Maxim Online, and MTV Magazine. His plays have been published by Playscripts, Inc., New York Theatre Experience, and Samuel French.