One of the participants: Yours Truly, Matthew Freeman. You will, of course, attend the performances. You are a person of taste.
Furthermore, the Pretentious Festival is wholeheartedly embracing the blogometric scale of marketing with this important piece of New Media.
More info to come about my show, An Interview with the Author, as it develops.
Don't forget, all those who love Pretentiousness, to submit to The MFer Awards!