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Matthew Freeman is a Brooklyn based playwright with a BFA from Emerson College. His plays include THE DEATH OF KING ARTHUR, REASONS FOR MOVING, THE GREAT ESCAPE, THE AMERICANS, THE WHITE SWALLOW, AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR, THE MOST WONDERFUL LOVE, WHEN IS A CLOCK, GLEE CLUB, THAT OLD SOFT SHOE and BRANDYWINE DISTILLERY FIRE. He served as Assistant Producer and Senior Writer for the live webcast from Times Square on New Year's Eve 2010-2012. As a freelance writer, he has contributed to Gamespy, Premiere, Complex Magazine, Maxim Online, and MTV Magazine. His plays have been published by Playscripts, Inc., New York Theatre Experience, and Samuel French.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Bush League Ballot Stuffing

Honestly, if you're going to stuff the ballots, add some class. Make sure all of them have the names of guys WE personally killed or something. This sort of ballot stuffing hackery is so Bush League. (Pun Intended.)

Over 90 percent voted yes? Did the guys with the guns vote? Are there only like, 5 of them? Methinks not.

Look, stuff the ballots and get a 75% result and people will go "Whoa! Landslide for Democracy!" and no one will be the wiser. 90% and above is just screaming yellow irony alarms.

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