On this day in 1975. Who wants to touch me?
I SAID WHO WANTS TO F*CKIN' TOUCH ME!?
Happy etc, etc to me.
Also: Thanks Pammy!
About Me
- Freeman
- Matthew Freeman is a Brooklyn based playwright with a BFA from Emerson College. His plays include THE DEATH OF KING ARTHUR, REASONS FOR MOVING, THE GREAT ESCAPE, THE AMERICANS, THE WHITE SWALLOW, AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR, THE MOST WONDERFUL LOVE, WHEN IS A CLOCK, GLEE CLUB, THAT OLD SOFT SHOE and BRANDYWINE DISTILLERY FIRE. He served as Assistant Producer and Senior Writer for the live webcast from Times Square on New Year's Eve 2010-2012. As a freelance writer, he has contributed to Gamespy, Premiere, Complex Magazine, Maxim Online, and MTV Magazine. His plays have been published by Playscripts, Inc., New York Theatre Experience, and Samuel French.
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Happy Birthday!!
-- Best, Eddie
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU EVIL FUCK! ENJOY IT! EAT A PIE! SEE IF I CARE!
Happy birthday, Freeman. I won't touch ya, but I betcha Comtois will. He likes touching everybody.
I'll touch you for twenty bucks.
Like a savings bond from Grandma, you just sit tight and become more valuable at a modest but unwavering percentage rate.
You are a good man. Happy Birthday!
Does a kick in the nads count?
felicidades, freeman.
Bruno:
I think it goes without saying that it doesn't. The pain would be unbearable.
Thanks for your birthday cheer!
If it makes you feel any better, remember that- on the Internets- you can always claim to have just turned 18.
oh, and btw, twenty for Johnston is ridiculous. Everyone knows he goes for ten (and you can jew him down from that if it's late and he's lonely...)
Oh. Alright. Ten. Hell, it's Christmas.
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