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Matthew Freeman is a Brooklyn based playwright with a BFA from Emerson College. His plays include THE DEATH OF KING ARTHUR, REASONS FOR MOVING, THE GREAT ESCAPE, THE AMERICANS, THE WHITE SWALLOW, AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR, THE MOST WONDERFUL LOVE, WHEN IS A CLOCK, GLEE CLUB, THAT OLD SOFT SHOE and BRANDYWINE DISTILLERY FIRE. He served as Assistant Producer and Senior Writer for the live webcast from Times Square on New Year's Eve 2010-2012. As a freelance writer, he has contributed to Gamespy, Premiere, Complex Magazine, Maxim Online, and MTV Magazine. His plays have been published by Playscripts, Inc., New York Theatre Experience, and Samuel French.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Actor/Gadfly Matthew Trumbull is 32 Today.

I am glad that we live in modern times, ones in which he would not already be "dead of a draft" or something like that at his age.

Also, I would like to note that, as he is 32, you could fit the lives of 4 8-year olds in him.

In fact, their names are Wendy, Tyler, John and Jon.

-- David D.


Matthew Trumbull said...

What if four 8 year olds combined to form me. Like Voltron.

What a strange cartoon. "8 year olds! Form Matt Trumbull!"

Especially if it came from Japan, like Voltron did.

Matthew Trumbull said...

What a comfort it is to know that when potential girlfriends google me, hunting for any red flags, they will find these two pictures.

And think "Though I have found my future husband, I have surely missed some of the greatest theatre of our time".

Freeman said...

It is how I decided to make you my wife.

David D. said...

You should probably Google yourself sometime. Freeman has been posting worse than this at other sites for years now.

Anonymous said...

Start by Googling "Matthew Trumbull" and "bottlebrush tail" and "Marcel Duchamps".

But I warn you, it ain't pretty.