I am glad that we live in modern times, ones in which he would not already be "dead of a draft" or something like that at his age.
Also, I would like to note that, as he is 32, you could fit the lives of 4 8-year olds in him.
In fact, their names are Wendy, Tyler, John and Jon.
-- David D.
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What if four 8 year olds combined to form me. Like Voltron.
What a strange cartoon. "8 year olds! Form Matt Trumbull!"
Especially if it came from Japan, like Voltron did.
What a comfort it is to know that when potential girlfriends google me, hunting for any red flags, they will find these two pictures.
And think "Though I have found my future husband, I have surely missed some of the greatest theatre of our time".
It is how I decided to make you my wife.
You should probably Google yourself sometime. Freeman has been posting worse than this at other sites for years now.
Start by Googling "Matthew Trumbull" and "bottlebrush tail" and "Marcel Duchamps".
But I warn you, it ain't pretty.
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