Oh come on. It's hilarious. If I lived on Hooker Lane with my girlfriend, I'd constantly be talking about pimping my ride and telling her to make me some money.
Don't worry, she already makes more money than I do. We both know who wears the pants. She's always patting me on the butt and telling me to make myself pretty for her.
The whole point is: have fun with it, people. You live on Hooker Lane. Stop whining.
I hope this post made at least one person incredibly uncomfortable.
About Me
- Freeman
- Matthew Freeman is a Brooklyn based playwright with a BFA from Emerson College. His plays include THE DEATH OF KING ARTHUR, REASONS FOR MOVING, THE GREAT ESCAPE, THE AMERICANS, THE WHITE SWALLOW, AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR, THE MOST WONDERFUL LOVE, WHEN IS A CLOCK, GLEE CLUB, THAT OLD SOFT SHOE and BRANDYWINE DISTILLERY FIRE. He served as Assistant Producer and Senior Writer for the live webcast from Times Square on New Year's Eve 2010-2012. As a freelance writer, he has contributed to Gamespy, Premiere, Complex Magazine, Maxim Online, and MTV Magazine. His plays have been published by Playscripts, Inc., New York Theatre Experience, and Samuel French.
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